poopflow:

you put the condom on your dick
but you don’t actually do any fucking
it’s a metaphor
I can’t get laid

fruitsgarden:

as u can see i have defeated this whole crocodile 

fruitsgarden:

as u can see i have defeated this whole crocodile 

demonologys:

Paint Black and White Tee

$25.00

stunrey:

guccier:

'i'll just have one more scoop'

stunrey:

guccier:

'i'll just have one more scoop'

campdracula5eva:

BEST THING EVER WE DON’T NEED ANY MORE THINGS THIS IS THE BEST THING

campdracula5eva:

BEST THING EVER WE DON’T NEED ANY MORE THINGS THIS IS THE BEST THING

sallymurphy:

you know them moments when you look in the mirror and you think holy shit that’s me  because for some reason it feels like the person you’re looking at in the mirror is an unfamiliar stranger and you begin thinking about how you’re a person on a planet in a solar system in a galaxy in a universe and for a few minutes you ponder the origin and the meaning of existence and then shrug and return to your computer

sibiet:

i actually like asshole couples best like the couples that pick on each other so much and call each other names but it’s okay because you know they’re actually totally in love and none of it is meant in a mean way and every insult is punctuated by a sweet comment to remind the other how much they actually adore them and i’m sorry but there isn’t anything cuter ok

gaulllimaufry:

plays so many video game incinerate evry hw